February 17th, 2008 by Jennine

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don’t find these weapons of mass destruction. It’s enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation’s highways.

There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it

You’ve got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

There’s a lot of differing data [about global warming], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on this planet has gone up 1.8 degrees. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? I could go back to my hotel room tonight and futz with the thermostat for three to four hours. I could not detect that difference.

Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron’s right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

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