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He Threw A DISC Out

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

We recently purchased a very inexpensive digital camcorder to record the boy’s wrestling matches.  It worked great on Thursday! Kevin would finally be able to watch himself wrestle once we uploaded it to our PC. The only problem was that the removable memory card from the camcorder wasn’t being detected by our computer.

Darren spent a good amount of time troubleshooting before he decided to get live support from the manufacturer. In his nervous state of not only having to ask someone for help, but also having to type on a keyboard in the process, this is how the conversation unfolded:

Stephen N: Welcome to HP Total Care for Desktops. My
name is Stephen. How may I assist you today?

darren: how do i access the sd/mmc slot on my
pc after i plug my dick into it?

darren: dick…sorry

darren: d i s c

Stephen N: What is the Model Number of the PC?

darren : tj5113mw

Stephen N: Okay.

Stephen N: I will check the specifications

Stephen N: I will be back in 3 minutes.

darren: ok

It was at this point that Darren found me and said “Can you come here for a minute? I’m so embarrassed. Look at what I just accidently typed to the support guy!”

I don’t know what response he was hoping I’d have but I immediately burst into a hysterical laughing fit.

“Oh Darren. Don’t worry. That kind of thing happens to the breast of us. I mean BREAST of us. UGH!! B E S T of us!”

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I Don’t Think They Intended To Build The World’s Largest Snow Penis

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

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