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Monday, June 4th, 2007

I was outside having a conversation with Darren when a bug flew into my shirt. I pulled my shirt away from my body and peered down into my bra where the insect was desperately trying to find its way to freedom.

“Darren! It’s a bee!!” I screamed.

“Just stay calm” he said. “If it stings you, I’ll suck the poison out.”

I can’t help but wished it had stung my armpit as it flew out of my sleeve.

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