Jennine- Are you kidding? Pipe cleaner hair would be so cool! It would be like dreadlocks without the stink! As a sidenote, I’ve always wanted dreadlocks. It’s on my “Do Before I Die” list.

3. Your boss bumps into you in the hallway and asks a question right before the meeting begins. You notice a booger in his or her nose. Would you say something and if so, what?

Jeff- Probably. I’d say “Hey, you’ve got something there in your nose.” And then when he put his finger up there to check it out I’d say… “See? Your finger!” Because I’m hysterical that way.

Jennine- I would feel compelled to say something. I would say “Psss…you have a bat in the cave.”

4. Pretend you just won one of those “Make a dream come true” deals that Oprah is always giving away. What would you choose?

Jeff- That’s easy. I’d have her arrange it so I could play my song Blues Don’t Get Off at Night with Paul Shaffer and his band on the Letterman show. Although given the relationship she has with Dave, that would be a good trick.

Jennine- My dream is for Oprah and Stedman to get married and adopt a dozen northern Irish children.

5. Describe your high school days in one word.

Jeff- Invisible

Jennine- Absent

6. Would you rather be interviewed on “The Today Show” for your extensive collection of beanie babies OR quoted in the Washington Post by speaking out against the pope?

Jeff- I’ve already ranted to the whole world about the Vatican so I guess that answers that.

Jennine- I’d like to be quoted speaking out against Beanie Babies in the Washington Post.

7. Why do men have nipples?

Jeff- Well, it’s quite simple… You see, the embryo follows a ‘female template’. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about thechanges and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles, but because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay!

That and because where else would this guy put all his rings?

Jennine- Um. Because. Be…cause:

Here’s why.

(HeyBill, did you know men can lactate?)

8. What’s your favorite John Denver song?

Jeff- Actually, I like all his stuff. But I prefer them all lumped into one
Big giant John Denver song of easy-listening goodness, like this…

Thank God I’m a Country Boy because I’m heading for the Country Roads of the Rocky Mountain High to get some Sunshine on my Shoulders. So Follow Me because I’m Leaving on a Jet Plane and I don’t want to have to say Goodbye Again.

Jennine- John’s best song was on Sesame Street when he sang the Alphabet Song to Cookie Monster and a bunch of kids. He didn’t write it, but he sure brought the house down when he sang it.

9. Paula Abdul. Talk amongst yourselves.

Jeff- You mean the over-dramatic, contestant-hosin’, word-slurring-but-I-don’t-do-drugs ex cheerleader? Sorry, I don’t have any opinions to offer.

Jennine- Paula, you sure hit people a lot. If Simon hit you like you hit him, he’d be serving a prison sentence. Stop with the hands already. Silence the Violence. Release the Peace.

10. Would you rather be trapped for hours in an elevator with Richard Simmons or with Andrew Dice Clay?

Jeff- No thanks - I’ll take the stairs. But I would love to see Dice trapped in an elevator with Simmons!

Jennine- Richard Simmons. I’d have a better shot at selling him Aveda products. Besides, I will always resent Andrew Dice Clay for his joke “There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children HER UTERUS FELL OUT!”

I find that highly offensive.