Dennis Miller
February 17th, 2008 by Jennine
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you the truth? Most of us are not going to care if they don’t find these weapons of mass destruction. It’s enough for a lot of us to see those kids smiling on that street again.
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation’s highways.
There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it
You’ve got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
There’s a lot of differing data [about global warming], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on this planet has gone up 1.8 degrees. Am I the only one who finds that amazingly stable? I could go back to my hotel room tonight and futz with the thermostat for three to four hours. I could not detect that difference.
Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron’s right to be that utterly, completely wrong.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
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February 20th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I’m about as moderate as they come, pretty much riding right down the middle and in support of whoever will do the best job for our country - Democrat or Republican, but I’m not sure I understand how global warming has become a Replublican-based issue - or an issue to debate for ANY reason! The planet’s glaciers are melting at a record rate, mountaintops are turning green and lakes are drying up all over the planet. Something much bigger than 1.8 degrees is going on and we ALL have to figure out how to stop it.
You know I love you to death, but we’re going to have to agree to disagree on this one.
February 20th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Jeff- What a boring world if everyone agreed on every issue.
I’ve read quite a bit about global warming because, to be honest, my nature is to freak out about things like this. (Don’t ask me how I prepared for Y2K!) I’m just not convinced that humans, more specifically, Americans, caused icebergs to break apart.
Read this: http://www.jbs.org/node/602 or
this: http://www.oism.org/news/s49p1828.htm
It just gives an opposing position to the so-called facts of GW. I believe global warming to be HIGHLY political.
Just my two cents!
February 20th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
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On Global Warming
Even right-wingers who know that “global warming” is a crock do not seem to grasp what the tree-huggers are demanding. Liberals want mass starvation and human devastation. There are more reputable scientists defending astrology than defending “global warming.”
When are liberals going to break the news to their friends in Darfur that they all have to starve to death to save the planet? But global warming is the most insane, psychotic idea liberals have ever concocted to kill off “useless eaters.” If we have to live in a pure “natural” environment like the Indians, then our entire transcontinental nation can only support about 1 million human beings. Sorry, fellas — 299 million of you are going to have to go.
Liberals are already comfortably ensconced in their beachfront estates, which they expect to be unaffected by their negative growth prescriptions for the rest of us. Liberals haven’t the foggiest idea how the industrial world works. They act as if America could reduce its vast energy consumption by using fluorescent bulbs and driving hybrid cars rather than SUVs.
In fact, most scientists whose field is climatology and not, say, the mating habits of the zebra, do not believe we are in the midst of global warming. No matter what the weather does, it is invariably described as further evidence proving the authenticity of “global warming.” Climatologist Jane Fonda explained on her husband’s cable station a few years ago that the “invisible threat” of global warming includes the threat of an increased incidence of blizzards. Unlike Obama, I will give credit to Anne Coulter for the above article….
February 20th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Using my own words, I would encourage those worried about global warming to go back to the ways of our grandparents, by using a fork instead of a mixer, using cloth diapers instead of Pampers, using a shovel instead of a snow blower etc……I am willing and do practice these things, and it probably will make a great difference!!! Judee Dufresne
February 20th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
I have witnessed you implementing eco-friendly practices, Mom, and I think it’s great. We are supposed to be good stewards of the earth but we also are not supposed to live in a spirit of fear. The Bible tells us “Do not fear” about three hundred and sixty times. God’s still in charge even if we use aersol hairspray, drive Hummers and put our babies in Pampers.
I can’t say that our climate is changing in an abnormal way since the beginning of time. There are ice core samplings that indicate that there has been a shift in climate but we haven’t been keeping records for long enough to decipher the data we’ve accumulated.
I’ll get back to you with my conclusion in about 150 years.