February 17th, 2008 by Jennine

• Pet Sun Conure in Danger Of Being Euthanized After Squawking Non-Stop For Hours

• Woman Admits To Never RSVP’ing

• Wife Mourns Beginning Of NASCAR Season, Declares High Definition Television Is Ruining Marriage

• Out Of Respect To Hasselhoff, New “Night Rider” Show Will Not Be Viewed By Family