She’s Baaaaack!
January 11th, 2008 by Jennine
For those of you who do not know, my nine year old daughter is the author of a blog called “Ask Miss Elly”. She offers unusually wise advice for someone who still cannot reach the glasses on the shelf of our kitchen cupboard without jumping on the counter first.
For those of you who do know her…she’s as happy as a jackass eating thistles to have her very. own. website. And she misses Bill the most because he actually sent her $5 to answer a question correctly.
I invite you to visit Ask Miss Elly and if you’re in a really generous mood…ask her a question. She will undoubtedly have a hilarious answer.
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January 12th, 2008 at 8:58 am
ok, I had to stop at the poop and bathtub - because, no sooner did I get Nick’s bath ready, did his sis stop and take a dump!!!!! Wait, she is the one who actually GOT the tub ready, so I suppose she fealt it was OK??
It is especially rude, when they use my b/r when I’m getting ready to take a shower!!!grr
January 13th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I was hoping Elly was still on the clock. So far she’s done an excellent job of answering everyone’s questions, and I totally LOVE Elly’s spin on things. Tell her to be expecting a question from me soon.
January 13th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I cannot get through with my current address.-Bill
January 13th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Hi Elly, welcome back. Just for fun, I will send you $5.00 if you can tell me my middle name within one week.–Bill
January 15th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Mr. Bill,
Based on historical data of the most popular boys names for your generation, I’m going to guess that your middle name is Wallace.
Love,
Elly
January 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Zounds, I have been found out! The check is in the mail, have fun!-Bill
January 25th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Elly: Great talent. Did you get the mail?