Today is a milestone for me. Kait started college and now I’m feeling old. Sensible shoes old. Decorate my shirts with a Bedazzler old. Clap on, clap off old.
Had I not just caught a glimpse of myself in the patio doors and noticed that my nipples were clearly not in alignment inside my 18 17 1/2 hour bra, this day would have been marked down as one to remember with fondness.
Amazing how a little reflection can put a damper on things for what is more embarassing than realizing that you’ve greeted the UPS driver with one nipple pointing to the sky while the other is aimed to the ground like a child searching for candy at a parade.
And yes. It is a chilly day.
Victoria isn’t the only one with a secret. These days things just don’t fall into place. They require coaxing and a laser level to set things straight. And today, with the excitement of Kait’s first day of post-secondary education and the hub-bub surrounding that, my secret was revealed to a man in a brown uniform who actually did a double take before averting his eyes to the dog as I reached for my package.
How am I ever going to order anything online again?
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August 29th, 2007 at 5:21 am
Gives a whole new meaning to; “what can brown do for you?” now, doesn’t it! So, do you give in to Victoria, and order those summer bras that are on sale via the internet, only to be delivered by, the man in brown? Cheer up, he could fall off his truck!
August 29th, 2007 at 7:29 am
What school is Kait going to??
August 29th, 2007 at 9:45 am
First thwe fork story-then the dislocated boob story. They remind me of a friend that stumbled and stuck her fork in her chest at the Mall of America. She dripped silicon all over the mall. Police followed her trail and arrested her for litering and exposing herself in public.
August 29th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Thanks for revealing so much about your day ;-)
August 30th, 2007 at 10:49 am
The Mall of America eliminated the scratching sound by a clean sweep. The young lady got a job as hostess when the National Republican Convention comes to Minnesota. Her only qualification is that she leans far to the right.
September 4th, 2007 at 7:55 am
We have a different E-Mail address now. It is too bad that you write so well, but are letting “Your light shine under a basket”. Do not let the bad guys win.
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:06 am
Would you please put your bra back on and get back to blogging already!
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:04 pm
loisandbillontrudeau@yahoo.com