November 7th, 2008 by Jennine

1. “I can’t wait to go shoe shopping!”

2. “I’ve had enough coffee for one day.”

3. “I’m completely caught up on laundry.”

4. “My home is too clean.”

5. “I am in the mood to shop for groceries.”

6. “Maybe we should cut down on expenses by getting rid of the internet connection.”

7. “Boys, I’m tired of you sitting there quietly reading your books. Why don’t you wrestle.”

8. “Do these jeans make my rear end look small?”

9. “I just want you to take me out dancing at the bar.”

10. “Sure I have stamps. They are in my purse.”

11. “You’re grounded for cleaning the bathroom without asking.”

12. “I really want to homeschool the kids again.”

13. “It’s really hot in here.”

14. “We need to buy the kids glitter for Christmas.”

15. “I love deadlines.”

16. “I’m not in the mood to take your picture.”

17. “Can we watch UFC instead of this cooking show?”

18. “This would taste perfect if we just add some flax seed oil.”

19. “I’ll be back in a bit. I’m going to my pilates class.”

20. “Boy, that Obama, he sure supports the rights of the unborn.”