Why Halloween is even more scary this year

October 27th, 2008 by Jennine

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Driving home after grocery shopping with Darren:

Me: Man, Halloween is going to suck this year.

Darren: Why’s that?

Me: Because it’s on a Friday.

Darren: So?

Me: That means that we are going to have to deal with the sugar-induced hyperactivity instead of just sending them to school the next morning.

Darren: You’re right. That does suck.

It’s time to break out the harnesses because I’m going to have six Philips in my house.

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6 Responses to “Why Halloween is even more scary this year”

  1. Jeff Says:

    Just make sure you have plenty of your own Philips handy - with orange juice of course.

  2. me Says:

    where’d the video go?

  3. Bill Says:

    Tell the kids, I will be sure to bring candy the next time we stop in. {that may be some time if squirrel is on the menu}!

  4. Jennine Says:

    Kev- I don’t know where the video went. Maybe the school district has filtered out video because, you know, you’re supposed to be doing school work and stuff.

    Bill- What you got against eating squirrel? [cue the banjo music] It’s better than eatin’ possom.

  5. Jennine Says:

    Jeff- do you mean the vodka or the tool?

  6. Kiki Says:

    O.K., so do I look like a bad mother if I have actually harnessed my children to a jungle gym in my back yard?? I’m so confused. I thought this was normal! :-) It all started with my son who cut up his sheets and gave the cat a haircut because he reacted to dextromethorphin in cough syrup. SIGH! Those were the days.

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