Why Halloween is even more scary this year
October 27th, 2008 by Jennine

Driving home after grocery shopping with Darren:
Me: Man, Halloween is going to suck this year.
Darren: Why’s that?
Me: Because it’s on a Friday.
Darren: So?
Me: That means that we are going to have to deal with the sugar-induced hyperactivity instead of just sending them to school the next morning.
Darren: You’re right. That does suck.
It’s time to break out the harnesses because I’m going to have six Philips in my house.
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October 27th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Just make sure you have plenty of your own Philips handy - with orange juice of course.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:42 am
where’d the video go?
October 28th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Tell the kids, I will be sure to bring candy the next time we stop in. {that may be some time if squirrel is on the menu}!
October 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Kev- I don’t know where the video went. Maybe the school district has filtered out video because, you know, you’re supposed to be doing school work and stuff.
Bill- What you got against eating squirrel? [cue the banjo music] It’s better than eatin’ possom.
October 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Jeff- do you mean the vodka or the tool?
October 30th, 2008 at 8:26 am
O.K., so do I look like a bad mother if I have actually harnessed my children to a jungle gym in my back yard?? I’m so confused. I thought this was normal! :-) It all started with my son who cut up his sheets and gave the cat a haircut because he reacted to dextromethorphin in cough syrup. SIGH! Those were the days.