My friend, Michele, has decided to blog each day during the month of September. She suggested that I do the same and while I’m a day late and a dollar short, I’ve decided that I need a bit of discipline in my life, even if that means I thrust my mundane life in your lap DAILY.

Keep your expectations low, Internet. The kids are heading back to school which means my days will be filled with things like holding staring contests with McGee (he’s not much of a blinker so it’s a lot harder than it sounds), watching daytime TV (punishment for the unemployed) and trying to work the word antidisestablishmentarianism into a haiku.

My not-well-thought-out-goal for this month is to be genuine. Like, I’ve been stifling a desire to randomly shout out the F word lately, for many reasons, and while I only say it occasionally (while playing Halo)  I think it…alot.

I wanted you to know that.

Also, Kelly Ripa needs to eat a burger, and soon:

Thank you, Michele, for encouraging me to be disciplined in one area of my life. Unfortunately, wild horses could not drag me into doing the P90X workout. Thank you for not suggesting THAT.